What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : I'm 24.

Me : Sure.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

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I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

I am so tired of ignorant people like you calling us far rights, why democrats is so educated, they take things from their own mouth, you guys are totalitarian party?

Me : I don't drink

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

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He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

What shouldn't you Google?

Me : No

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Tea ?

Is it possible to run away from home at 16? What are some essential items to bring for survival?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

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Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

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I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : Then let's have some coffee

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He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

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Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

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He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

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I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Why do flat Earthers run away like whipped dogs with their tails between their legs when asked simple questions that expose their delusions as fantasy?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : Thank you.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.